Rules: Everything you type must be a lie. LIE!1. Are you male or female?
I have breasts. Big ones. MMMMMMM OREO AND MILK.
2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
4th Robinuary. That's the most awesome month of the year and I'm 80 years old. But I can still deftly hide under rocks.
3. Where do you live?
I live IN AMERICA, with President Bush(YES HE'S STILL PRESIDENT, DIDN'T YOU KNOW).
4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
They are all dead and enjoy ghosting around in America, and stepping through Bush's crotch repeatedly.
5. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
Of course I do. I steal all your monies using increasing tax and I'm working in the party where they have funky music and fruit punch. YUM.
23. How would you describe your personality?
OMG YOU KNOW WHAT I KNOW A PERFECT WORD FOR IT; KAWAII. that just like, totally describes me!!! I mean seriously, I love people and people love me and I'M JUST SO KAWAII AND POPULAR. YEYME.
6. Where do you work or study at?
I shave people for a living. You know Britney Spears? I was the one who shaved her head, really I was. That and her chest/toe hairs. You need an appointment before coming for a shave. I'm THAT KAWAIIPOPULAR. When I'm not shaving celebrities I'm working in the party with funky music, taxing all you sorry peoples.
7. What kind of clothes you wear?
Giant shirts that spell 'no fashion sense', tight short denim jeans that squeeze your fats out and of course, those bootiful beach slippers that can be flopped around in a mall. DON'T LIKE MY LOOK? THAT MEANS YOU'RE UNCLASSY UGH.
8. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
Ahhhh where do I start. Durians are so scrumptious, I like to stuff one up my nose and inhale all its lovely vapours before licking its flesh out of that soft unprickly shell. And I also love curry and laksa. The milk, oil, chilli and fats floating around in those lovely liquids that totally masks the taste of any other food you put in them just make my knees weak. And I'd like to gulp it all down with a cup of kopitiam coffee with half a cup of sugar and condensed milk in it. AhhhhH~
9. How many friends do you have?
Bush is my friend. I live with him. That means the whole world's peoples are my friends. Everyone loves me, see.
18. Do you do "IT" often?
Of course, I'm LIVING WITH BUSH.
10. Why did you join DA?
I WANT TO BE MORE POPULAR AND KAWAII THAN I ALREADY AM.
11. What kind of art you like?
I LOVE GIRLS. ESPECIALLY GIRL ART THAT HAS VAGINA AND TITS IN IT. If you throw in some NARUTO PORN or AKUROKU it's even better. Don't forget the eyes. I LIKE THEM TO BE 3/4 OF A HUMAN FACE. GRRR >8(
12. What kind of art do you make?
I create a face of female!Naruto with lines and lines of math equations. KAWAII.
13. Are you famous here on DA?
YOU STILL DON'T GET IT I TOLD YOU I'M KAWAII AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME.
14. Do you comment/answer comments?
No I don't. I don't care about your weabo comments, I already know you all love me.
15. Do you fav often?
NO. THAT FAV GALLERY YOU SEE IS A LIE.
16. Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
Are you kidding me. I do art trades with everyone, including Bush. I initiate a new art trade every second with my auto-clicker. And NO I DON'T GET GIFTART. Giftart is for the poor. I GET DIAMONDS AND HOUSES. and don't forget the money from all that tax.
17. Do you like quizzes?
NO. THEY ARE STUPIDE AND NOT KAWAII.
19. Do you use DA often?
OH YES. I USE IT AS A SEARCH ENGINE TOO. TAKE THAT, GOOGLE.
20. Where did question 18 go?
18. HERE IT IS!!!!
21. What kind of gift art you would want to?
This question is the perfect example of proper ENGREESH GRAMMMMMAR. STUDY IT ALL YOU FOREIGN SPEAKING BRITISH WANNABES.
22. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
NO. I hate it Emobarber. DO YOU HEAR ME?
24. Where did question 23 disappear?
Again, another fine example of the English language. Remember, it's 'WHERE DID QUESTION 23 DISAPPEAR', not 'WHERE DID QUESTION 23 DISAPPEAR TO'. STUDY IT STUDY IT STUDY IT.
25. This question is totally part of the quiz. Who would you like to TAG?
~*~
LOLOLOL THAT WAS LULZY WTFUX. Emobarber asked me to do this, so I did. There's no tagging in this quiz actually, question 25 IS A LIE LOL. But I'd love for Phen and Shadow-chan to do this randomly crazy quiz. *u* AND ANYONE ELSE WHO'D LIKE TO. <3333
OH YES. AND THANK YOU FOR ALL THE BIRTHDAY ARTS PEOPLEZ. <3
plus that SPHINX!Katze from
AND ALL THE CAKE GAIS THANK YOU *u*
ART UPDATESRED!Spy - SKETCH DONE
BLUE!Spy - 0% <----------LOLOLOL
Art trade with Toten - needs more colours *u*
Art trade with hachidaime - inked, going to colour
there's more to list but those are the main ones I'm working on right now. *u*
THIS IS FOR THE LULZ GAIS/THANK YOU FOR THE GIFTS
Love
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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
--Oscar Wilde
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If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck,I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up,but the ocean ain't vodka and I ain't a duck,so gimme some yaoi and shut the
AkuDemy fic at [link]
Felt like showin it.
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Here is my philosopy based on junk I like:
-Medics are not the TF2's bitch. They can be in slash though.
-3D animation can make things uglier than 2D animation.
-The greatest things can be inspired by their children.
Damn DA's limitation on signatures.
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yo wassup bro
grass grows, birds fly, sunshines and brotha
i heal people
i steal sandviches
if you were from, where i was from, you'd be drinking Bonk!
BTW
I
BUT NOT AS MUCH AS SOLEIL *8D
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You were my husband, my wife, my heroine
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If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck,I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up,but the ocean ain't vodka and I ain't a duck,so gimme some yaoi and shut the
AkuDemy fic at [link]
FETT HOLE
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You were my husband, my wife, my heroine
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Hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr
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Steam name: lilyn_of
Kar: Only you would want a dinosaur and a jar of piss on their head.
Dr. NIXON: c:
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